my virgin speech...

2dae i was invited by my pa office to brief de juniors on my pa experience. n somemore i'm de 1st to speak among de 3 of us (who ask me to be a gal, n who ask there to be such a phrase "ladies 1st"). @ 1st i tot i'll oni be facing 200 students. then when i got in, to my surprise, de whole theatre was full! there's really nthng much to learn from this pa briefing, y u guys r so free to come n listen instead of staying @ home n study 4 ur exams? my goodness! tis is my 1st time standing on stage n toking to 1000 pple! n somemore, i've been down w/ flu n cough since last wk. really not in de mood to tok man! but surprisingly, everyone has been sick. de manager of opa (office of professional attachment) is sick, desmond, one of de speakers, has been having flu since 2 days ago, n benny, another speaker, has been coughing since last mth, n he told me he even coughed blood! aiyo, is this a sickly season? y de whole world seems to be sick?

when it's my turn to speak, i really dun wanna spoil my throat, so i asked de 1st qn to lighten de atmosphere by asking, "who's going to kpmg?" juz as expected, none raised their hands. n i'm lyk a clown. then i quickly tell them wat i've to say, really brainlessly smoke thru, praying hard tt tis whole thing will end so tt i can rest. then later it's desmond's turn, n he's so gd @ attracting pple's attention thru his speech, then 4 benny, he's been really calm n noe wat he wants to say. tink i'm de oni jialat 1, who ask tis to be my 1st time...

then when everything ended, pple did come n approach benny n desmond, but not me! so paiseh... but tis is more or less expected, coz who got qn on auditing? it's been so common liao. so in order not to further paiseh myself, i excused myself by leaving 1st. haha... but really interested to noe de 2 guys beta, coz they seem very zai, might need their help in future.